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Post by Jim Bim on Jun 12, 2008 16:18:18 GMT -5
Don't know if it appears often, but on the main page of our board we can see an advert " Jim Butler Motel..." right under the toolbar with home, help etc.
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Post by Jim Bim on Jun 15, 2008 13:32:43 GMT -5
You are inside the Beer Building. The building has been heavily barricaded. Also here are hellohell (60HP), T2K (60HP), Shadow of Intent (60HP), iamtehwinner (60HP) and Davidpal92 (50HP).
A portable generator has been set up here. It is running, and powering a radio transmitter that's currently set to 26.11 MHz. The lobby has been decorated with a cubist sculpture.
Somebody has spraypainted Bill Stokes was here onto a wall.
You say "Home sweet home *enters his office* GOD DAMN! *bursts out* Who took my beer??? *looks at hello hell sleeping among empty bottles*I bet it was Wally! Just he wait!"
I'm coming to get you Barb...I mean Wally!
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Post by Wally Butler on Jul 16, 2008 10:57:30 GMT -5
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT - I SWEAR !!!
You say "hey Chupa, help me put this toolbox on that top shelf... AH !!! WATCH IT !!!!!!!" You say "**toolbox slips, and smashes Chupa in the head*" You hit ChupaCalvin with your toolbox for 2 damage. They drop to 58 HP. **edit: notice it said "hit" not attack** You say "ooooo, sorry mate - that's gonna leave a black eye for sure...!! **patches up with First Aid Kit**" You restore 10 hit points to ChupaCalvin, taking them to 60.
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Post by Wally Butler on Jul 16, 2008 10:58:57 GMT -5
now, THIS WAS INTENTIONAL:
You are inside Stewart Auto Repair. The building has been heavily barricaded. Also here are ChupaCalvin (60HP) and DiamondJim (60HP). You say "Hi girls! **swats Chupa with a newspaper**" You slap ChupaCalvin with a newspaper.
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Post by Wally Butler on Dec 3, 2008 6:58:16 GMT -5
You are swaying at Butler Avenue. And stinking up the place already.
Somebody has spraypainted Please DNA your 'zeds, and avoid the RRF onto a wall.
There is a horde of thirty-seven other zombies here. You recognise Jim Bim amongst them.
There are thirty dead bodies here. Twenty-three of them smell strange. You recognise ChupaCalvin and Suburban Ed amongst them. Since your last turn:
A zombie (Jim Bim) gestured at you. (5 minutes ago) A zombie said "HA BrRHA rh rrh!" (4 minutes ago) A zombie said "HABRA BAHRAZ!!!" (4 minutes ago)
You gesture at one of the zombies (Jim Bim). You say "Zah zambah ha na bra!nz!!" You say "Arh hah hah ha ha ha!!!"
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Post by Jim Bim on Dec 3, 2008 7:15:59 GMT -5
You are dancing at Butler Avenue.
Somebody has spraypainted Please DNA your 'zeds, and avoid the RRF onto a wall.
There is a horde of thirty-seven other zombies here. You recognise Wally Butler amongst them.
A radio is set up in SW corner of Tompson Mall and even here you can hear David Bowie- Lets Dance.
There are thirty dead bodies here. Twenty-three of them smell strange. You recognise ChupaCalvin amongst them.
Since your last turn:
* A zombie (Wally) gestured at you. (26 seconds ago) * A zombie (Wally) gestured at itself. (4 seconds ago) * A zombie (W) gestured to the north. (1 second ago) A zombie (Jim) gestured down at the ground. (5 seconds ago) A zombie (W) gestured to the north. A zombie (W) raised its arms to the sky. * A zombie (W) gestured down at the ground. (4 seconds ago) * A zombie gestured at itself. (15 seconds ago) * A zombie gestured at a random zombie. (6 seconds ago) * A zombie gestured to the south. (43 seconds ago) * A zombie gestured to the east. (33 seconds ago) * A zombie raised its arms to the sky. (28 seconds ago) * A zombie said "Mmmm mmmmm mmmmm" (16 seconds ago) * A zombie gestured down at the ground. (8 seconds ago) * A zombie fed on a corpse. (8 seconds ago) A zombie (Jim) gestured to the north-west. (13 seconds ago) A zombie (J) gestured to the north-east. (3 seconds ago) * A zombie said "Ahhh!!! Zah gaag!!!" (16 seconds ago) * A zombie gestured to the west. (5 seconds ago) A zombie (J) said "Grrrrrahrrrrh" (8 seconds ago) * A zombie gestured to Tompson Mall. (10 seconds ago) * A zombie gestured down at the ground. (1 second ago) A zombie (J) gestured to the south. (15 seconds ago) A zombie (J) gestured to the north. (7 seconds ago) A zombie (W) said "Mmmmm mmmmmm ahhhhhhh mmmmm!!" A zombie raised its arms to the sky. A zombie (W) said "Arh hah hah ha ha ha!!!" A zombie (W) gestured down at the ground. A zombie (W) gestured to the south. * A zombie (W) said "Zangg ah zangg ah abbrh!bag!! Ha ha ha" (3 minutes ago) * A zombie gestured at itself. (3 minutes ago) * A zombie gestured at you. (3 minutes ago)
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Post by Wally Butler on Feb 3, 2009 10:06:27 GMT -5
this thread has been idle for too long:
You are inside Zephyrinus General Hospital...
You say "**shakes a spray glue can** hey Jim, stand up right here..." Somebody has spraypainted aerosol glue next to the door and stuck JimBim onto a wall.
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Post by Wally Butler on Feb 3, 2009 10:32:21 GMT -5
this is my FAVORITE thread ....!!!
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Post by Wally Butler on Feb 3, 2009 14:33:21 GMT -5
Jim Bim said "God damn it Wally!!! *shumbles trying to get loose* Why so close to the door?*looks unsertain at the cades*At least pass me another beer..." (4 minutes ago)
You say "... aaaaaaand DONE !! **cracks a third beer for Jim** **teases Jim by holding it just outside his reach, and drinks one himself**"
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Post by Jim Bim on Feb 3, 2009 14:44:30 GMT -5
You say "Ohhhh! You'll pay for that *shakes his fist at Wally* *finally he releases himself leaving the back of his jacket on the wall* What do you say now Walter? *rolls up his sleeves and slowly aproaches Wally Butler* You punch Wally for 1HP... * a ear-splitting crack acompanies his punch* AAAAHHHH!!! AAA!!! A! My hand! AAAA!"
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Post by Wally Butler on Feb 3, 2009 14:50:37 GMT -5
You say "arh hah hah ha ha ha !!! sorry 'bout the jacket Jimmy, just grab another from the hospital **waves arms around the room** and grab another beer !!!"
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Post by Wally Butler on Feb 3, 2009 15:14:31 GMT -5
You say "hey guys **sips beer** I'm gonna nap soon. I've watched the cades for the last 8hrs, someone else will have to take a shift. See y'all in the morning.**gulps last of the beer, smashes the empty can on his forehead** **burp !!**"
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Post by Wally Butler on Feb 26, 2009 7:31:42 GMT -5
HEY JIM !!!
I GOT THE POSTCARD !!! Thanks, buddy !
but... what's up with the pic?... lol!
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Post by Gábor on Feb 26, 2009 8:06:36 GMT -5
HEY JIM !!! I GOT THE POSTCARD !!! Thanks, buddy ! but... what's up with the pic?... lol! did they deliver it to the mental hospital?
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Post by Wally Butler on Feb 26, 2009 8:11:04 GMT -5
LOL, no...!!!
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