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Post by Wally Butler on Feb 14, 2008 6:40:21 GMT -5
Wally Butler - Level 35 Civilian Class: Civilian Bounty Hunter. visiting my new friends at Tompson Mall. Watch out for him today... he's a bit strung out after someone slipped a roofie in his beer. And where do you get vibrating condoms anyway (?!!!)
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Post by Wally Butler on Feb 14, 2008 6:42:15 GMT -5
You say "OWWWWWWW MY HEAD !!!!! Jim, what the fuck have you done to me this time ?!!!"
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Post by Wally Butler on Feb 14, 2008 6:45:31 GMT -5
You say "**snaps paper sign off Jim's back**"
You say "I'm off, to get Ocular. you guys wanna follow later? **brushes past Chupa** keep up the good work, mate **leaves, but now the sign is on Chupa's back! **"
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Post by Kormosch on Feb 14, 2008 14:19:48 GMT -5
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Post by Wally Butler on Feb 14, 2008 15:02:06 GMT -5
I tried to order a free sample, but they asked for a picture, and said I was "not likely to be having sex" ... wtf?
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Post by random on Feb 14, 2008 23:35:00 GMT -5
And speaking of fun with condoms (not that kind of fun), somebody slipped a pack of condoms in my coat pocket today at work. It had a not attached ("you might need this for your hot date tonight").
Being the good sport that I am, I slipped 18 condoms into various pockets of that person's uniforms.
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Post by Wally Butler on Feb 21, 2008 6:40:43 GMT -5
You are inside the Tomkyns Motel. The building has been lightly barricaded. Also here are ChupaCalvin (55HP) and Jim Bim (16HP).
Jim Bim said "Guys- I need aFAK...Fast...Ahhh..Damn bitemarks hurt..." (2 hours and 20 minutes ago)
You restore 10 hit points to Jim Bim, taking them to 26. You cure their infection. You restore 10 hit points to Jim Bim, taking them to 36.
You say "Chupa's watching me F*K you, Jim. Hey, that didn't look right...!!"
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Post by Wally Butler on Feb 25, 2008 10:54:34 GMT -5
You say "Jim, check forums **runs back** and pull your pants zipper up !! (sheesh)"
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Post by Jim Bim on May 5, 2008 2:06:12 GMT -5
Dunno if the war is back...But Wally just put BRA!NZ HERE sign on my back...
EDIT: Hey! Check the post count- wow!
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Post by Wally Butler on May 5, 2008 9:51:41 GMT -5
Dunno if the war is back...But Wally just put BRA!NZ HERE sign on my back... EDIT: Hey! Check the post count- wow! we both had 701 posts - spoooky.....!!
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Post by Jim Bim on May 6, 2008 15:22:30 GMT -5
* aproaches Wally on tip toe and writes EMPTY DON'T BOTHER on his forhead with a permament marker*
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Post by Wally Butler on May 8, 2008 5:27:42 GMT -5
just chased you around the mall, taunting you. but you were always gone ahead, each time I spoke...!!
You spray HI ! my name is Jim, and I have a drinking problem here. You say "oh Jim, so nice for you to admit you have a problem...!!" You say "**snicker**" You say "(check the forum) and the graffitti !!"
Somebody has spraypainted HI ! my name is Wally, and I have a sexual problem onto a wall.
You say "ARHhahahahahah !!!! I didn't see the grafitti myself !!!! arh-hahahahahahaha !!! "
You say "(I do though... !)"
LOL I suck
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Post by Jim Bim on May 8, 2008 5:29:48 GMT -5
Don't be so harsh on yourself. You don't suck, it's just that I rule ...wait, what? You do what? EDIT: You finally caught me, but I'm afraid the joke is on you ;D
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Post by Wally Butler on May 8, 2008 5:35:21 GMT -5
well done !! LOL karma
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Post by Jim Bim on May 8, 2008 5:43:50 GMT -5
You also came out of the situation great ;D Karma back
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